It can't be April already?

[caulkhead]

According to a report picked up by the Independent, 'Midsomer murders' is obscuring important public health messages by its concentration on 'bizarre murder methods'

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/midsomers-murders-are-affecting-public-health-messages-9132121.html

I invite the floor to suggest what public health messages *are* in fact effectively conveyed by Midsomer Murders? Or the rest of the detective canon, in fact?

ETA

Nope. Still not convinced it isn't April.
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/feb/17/south-bank-university-fake-pub-alcohol-research-drinking

(I wonder what they'd make of a Batmoot?)

Comments

[antisoppist]

Don't go to the secret assignation with the anonymous voice on the telephone without ringing back to check and leaving a note in the event of your untimely demise.

Don't be the one to drink first if someone else has poured it (as we were all yelling at the Three Musketeers the other week).

I managed to drive the length and breadth of Somerset yesterday without managing to find Midsomer Norton (or Shepton Mallet) although I ought to have done. Perhaps it is for the best.